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I'm A Year Older Now

So my words of wisdom have far more gravitas.

Now get off my lawn.

Hey, Guess What….?

This thing was last posted to on the 30th April. I’m not dead, btw.

That said, in other news, in 1 hour and 45 minutes I will be another year older. This is because I rock and is not a sheer coincidence based on the amount of spare time my parents had some years ago. And, as of today, I have been with my partner for some 11 years. All times are in GMT and your mileage may vary.

Watch this. That is all.

Whoop De Doo!!

Birthday Cake

Today is my birthday. I am 34 years old.

It seems like only yesterday I was 33. How time flies.