Regrets? I Have A Few
I have done many things in my life. Many many things. Some of these things were good. And others have been sealed by the court. But I haven’t done the following things:
Spot welded a man, woman or child to a lampost Rewritten the European constitution Made your brown eyes blue Took over a medium sized South American country Told my grandchildren tales of my derring-do during the War of the Roses Provided the voices for a now defunct children’s cartoon Built a house on an indian burial ground Sold pieces of the True Cross to blind Catholics Sung the blues Used corpses for my artistic research. Or fun
So, all in all, I’m not such a bad guy.